Cant Sleep... SO RAMBLE I MUST!!

For a moderately normal monthly menstrual cycle, you will have :

1 week of PMS - premenstrual symptoms leading up to your menses (is tat even a word?) - this includes sporadic crying, tantrums, outbursts, chocolate gluttony, and just plain crazy ass bitchiness.

Followed by:

1 week of actual *menstrual flow* (plus minus a few days) - which includes a combination of depression, melancholy, paranoia, self loathing or just plain crazy ass bitchiness.

You are only left with an 'emotionally balanced woman" for 2 weeks.

Wow.

This is a true story.

Guys please take note.